- person: are you athletic?
- me: i run
- person: oh sweet
- me: *whispers* a blog.
- mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
- me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
(Source: goldenstories)
Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
me: it’s a long story
person: i have time!
(Source: the-truth-talks)
(Source: roscoe66)
(Source: beardtv)
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
AU Meme: Dean/Cas coffee shop AU
“I’d say it’s time for you to take a break from the road, hang around here for a while.”
(Source: jennycockles)
